Beth, Al, and Cynthia got sodas to drink in the movies. “We want a small, a medium, and a large, and I don’t get the large,” Beth told the kid at the counter. “I thought you said you were getting large,” said the boy who wanted the medium-size drink.

Who wanted what size drink?  Answer is here.

Who got buckraked?  Easy.  Cynthia and Al.  Because they didn’t order a small drink.  On average, Americans eat out 4-5 times per week.  3 of those dinners are at fast food chains.  And when you “Super-size” a regular soda, you add over 450 calories and 35 teaspoons of sugar!  The long term result on your health is shown below.

But frankly, we don’t care if you look like chubby on the far right  (above and below).  Chicks really only care if you have money, right?  Ok, well maybe the over sized super big gulp, buzz cut and the glasses can be a turn off for the normal woman.  But everyone knows if you spend all your money on large drinks at fast food joints, no girl will dig you.  And here is the biggest secret of this post:  Free refills. 60% of the time it works everytime.  In other words, why waste money on a large drink if you can refill it all day long?  I am not talking about being dishonest and getting a water cup and filling it with 7up.  I am talking about free, legit, and certified fresh refills.

And how much will that save you anyways?  I am glad that you asked.  The answer is $12,704 in your life.  This is money that would be better spent buying your lady friend a bling bling diamond ring, and the best part is that you can still pack on the poundage with your free refills.