Of all the dumb things someone can do to be buckraked, smoking has to be at the top of the list. Even a 2 year old can tell you that sucking in hot smoke and ash is stupid. But let’s focus for a second on the financial consequences for those who smoke.
First of all, how much does the average smoker pay for cigarettes in his or her life? The average cost of a pack of cigarettes is $5.51 as of 2009. Using the assumption that the average smoker smokes 1 pack of cigarettes a day, in one year he or she would spend $2,011, the cost in five years is $10,056, and the cost during one’s life is $122,680.
Oh yeah, we should mention the obvious that smokers die earlier by an average of 14 years compared to non-smokers. So we will need to factor in the “savings” of $28,154 the smoker will enjoy by croaking early. So you really are only looking at a savings of $94,524.
Although there are plenty of other things that will cost you dearly including selling a stinky car, losing a rental deposit for a stinky apartment, and losing chicks due stinky breath and nasty-ass teeth, we really need to factor in the cost of health insurance. It costs a smoker $462 more for health insurance per year than a non-smoker. That means we are going to have to tack on another $21,714. Ouch, this buck can hurt!
So follow Obama’s good example and drop smoking, and the Buck will guarantee that you will be happier with the extra $116,238.


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Haha! “the buck told me to quit”! Classic.